Zjez Zjez is a luxury eating establishment in the city of Lublova, located in the Eastern Steppes province of Molvania.
Located in the top end of the city, it is one of Lublova's oldest and most prestigious restaurants, and owners boast that it was once visited by British Prime Minister Tony Blair. While Tony Blair did indeed visit Zjez Zjez, the owners failed to mention that he was attending an EU Parliamentary Delegation, as the EU believed Zjez Jjez was a possible source of the 2001 Foot and Mouth Disease Outbreak.